Woodinville High School

"I've waited a long time for this; here's what I have to say: Overall, it's an alright school. Lunch is ok, as far as schools go. But it isn't the most diverse cast of students here. Seriously, there's more white in the entire school than there is in Antarctica. Also wifi stinks, which helps with the problem of FIFTY PERCENT OF THE STUDENTS LOOKING AT THEIR PHONES WHILST WALKING SLOWER THAN A FRIGGING TORTOISE WITH # LEGS DOWN THE STAIRS, but it can be a pain when you've gotta look up the definition of ensconced before that one quiz you didn't want to study for because you felt like playing Fortnite on your iPhone. I've had a pretty good experience so far but dang who gives these kids all their money? Speaking of money, here's a joke: What's a millionaire's favourite beverage? 1% Milk. (I'd like to see you do better, you unoriginal normie reading my review in the middle of CAD. Go do your work) But if you read this entire thing then props to you, I guess.(Just kidding. If you read all this then you probably play PUBG or Rainbow 6 or something.)"

"Awful school, terribly unorganized. I have finally realized school has absolutely no meaning, besides making kids depressed and wanting to stay home... sad, but the truth"

"This is better than my old school because here, the cafeteria is nice because the lunch lines have a better flow which takes less time and they even have slushies! Also, when the weather is cold outside during lunch, there are more places you can go in the building than the cafeteria during lunch rather than staying in just the cafeteria at my old school."

"I was here and the weirdest thing happened to me: somebody told me the world was gonna roll me, and that I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. I disregarded it though, because she was looking kinda dumb, with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead. Actually that was a lie. Leaves come in greens, Fractions need reduction, Seize all the means, Of student production."

"As public high schools go, this is one of the finest in the state. Yes, there are a few other high schools that combine academic rigor, good teachers, leadership and extracurricular activities, from sports to drama, but it is the community around WHS that values education that elevates this school above others."