1ST LAR BN Ramp Oceanside, CA 92058

"Was sent here on orders, but ended up in Iraq. Bunch of lying crooks! Fellow inmates were awesome. Some were absolute homos…no doubt about it."

"This 4 year resort is the perfect get away destination for young men with no direction in life who seek to get away from abusive alcoholic families that just want to travel the world, meet new people and kill them. If you like to clean weapons, bust rust, wrench all day and engage in binge drinking into the early AM Hours with friends that will soon become closer than blood make sure to ask about their 0313 and 0311 packages. But wait there’s more! Don’t worry about that hang over after about an hour of sleep you can master your zen every day upon sunrise doing your part by picking up trash to help keep the planet clean. Each morning the community engages in organized therapeutic long runs often down along the only stretch of pristine exclusive west coat beach where you can do pushups in the waves of the shore line as the sun rises in spectacular fashion over the gorgeous foothills to the east. It doesn’t stop there though, a famous local hiking destination called the Reaper is practically in the backyard of this getaway destination and hikes along this scenic trail are not discouraged by the Government they are actually highly encouraged. Tired of stinky folks? No worries here everyone cleans to strict white glove standards. Strict grooming standards are enforced and failure to get a hair cut weekly or shave prior to leaving your designated living quarters can literally get residents jail time! (Only under extreme circumstances) The best part of it all is you don’t pay a dime other than mandatory fun taxes, clothing expenses, haircuts, hygiene and cleaning supply cost. On the contrary you actually get paid less than someone working at McDonald’s for all this excitement. Membership in this exclusive club is never given only earned, and once earned membership is for life. I personally attended from 2002 through 2006 and wouldn’t change it for the world. SEMPER FI!"

"Home of the Highlanders. Every 2147 has a NAM and probably deserves it. The 0313s are always in coveralls usually trying to evenly balance the 90 in the planetaries. (It’s actually an impossible task meant to keep people busy) The 0311s are typically doing simulated CQB via Xbox. Weapons? No one ever knows. Not even weapons. Days are different now but it’s been a good run. HIGHLANDERS x3 \o/ \o/ \o/ -2018-2022"

"An abysmal black hole of sadness and consumed lost time. One cannot regain the hours stolen at this terminal malignant cyst of a location. The only two guarantee of this location are unpaid overtime hours and chronic depression with associated sociopathic tendencies."

"Awful just awful the employees are rude and always running and yelling....the more bars on their collar the more mean they are and the shiny collared guys talk your ear off...the resort loud speakers always play loud music at specific times of the day one being super early waking me up. And don't ever walk around without a shave the locals get offended. Even though they drink uncontrollably every night while yelling "rah" and yelling at some worker calling him "duty"...and don't get me started on how much of a madhouse Thursday nights are!!! 10/10 would not vacation here again."