Papa Johns Pizza

"In the little town of atascocita, or near about, There’s a Papa John's that leaves quite the doubt. I’ve ordered not once, not twice, but thrice, Hoping each time their pizza would entice. Alas and alack, what a culinary blunder, Each pizza a flop, a real foodie's wonder. The stuffed crust droops like a wet willow bough, "Oh no, not again!" I can't help but avow. The thin crust, oh me! Oh my, what a mess, It's as limp as a fish, an underwhelming distress. It should crunch, it should snap, it should sing in your mouth, But this crust just flopped from the north to the south. The toppings are sad, a mere shadow of glee, A dance without rhythm, a pizza-less spree. The cheese barely stretches, it's a sorrowful sight, Not gooey, nor stringy, just a culinary plight. The workers, it seems, have lost their pizza flair, Their zest and their zeal simply vanished in air. "It's just pizza," they shrug, without a care, While dreams of good pies float away in despair. So here's my review, take it as you will, This Papa John's spot is over the hill. For those seeking pizza, a cheesy delight, Perhaps look elsewhere to fulfill your appetite. --- I had a lot of fun making this, but really this place is a dumpster fire."

"Greeted verbally and with a smile by the cashier upon entering. He was very pleasant and immediately offered to assist. My pizza was ready for pickup, and everything was on point at this location."

"Pizza taste fresh and the staff was super chill 10/10"

"Ordered a cheese pizza as we are vegetarian. They delivered me ham pizza. My husband accidentally took a bite without knowing it has ham in it. I hope they respect people’s diet choices and orders, going ahead."