McDonald's

"It’s McDonald’s, it’s 24 hours, what more could you want. Tables are a bit dirty, toilet mirror is missing, napkins missing from the bag, receipt not printing from the self service order machine. Comfortable enough seating and decent enough food. It’s a classic and it’s not too expensive, can’t really hate on it."

"Possibly the least atmospheric branch I've been to. The seating is laid out poorly, it's not clear whether some tables are intended for individuals or groups, the seats are affixed to the floor but the gap between them is too close for strangers, too far for friends. The bathrooms are permanently filthy, the tables never wiped down. Maybe there are too few staff. Other branches are much better."

"A fairly industrial McDonald’s, right on the highway. Difficult to really make it special… but there really is very little atmosphere away from the counter. Groups don’t stay and chat, preferring the library or the cafes in St. John’s Ave. Even the memorial park next to the flag is a nicer place to stay and eat. Having said that, the food is McDonalds and is served well - quickly and with a positive attitude. Unless they’re really busy the tables and floors are clean and the bathrooms tended."

"Dear Mr. McDonald, It is with immense excitement and anticipation that I write this review for your esteemed fast-food chain, McDonald's. I must commend you on your continuous ability to astonish me with the sheer creativity and unpredictability of my orders. Each visit to your establishment feels like a thrilling game of roulette. I never know if I'm going to receive the correct meal, something entirely different, or perhaps a delightful "surprise" of missing items. It's truly an innovative way to keep your customers on their toes. Your staff must be highly trained in the art of subterfuge. They always manage to keep a straight face while handing over my order, skillfully concealing the hidden treasures (or lack thereof) within the bag. Bravo to them for mastering the art of fast-food espionage! I must also applaud your efforts to encourage healthy eating by occasionally excluding fries, drinks, or even the main course from my order. It's a bold and daring approach to nutrition that I'm sure many other customers appreciate as much as I do. In conclusion, McDonald's, you have outdone yourself. You have successfully transformed the mundane experience of ordering fast food into an exhilarating adventure. I eagerly await my next visit to your establishment, where I am certain I will be met with yet another surprising twist. Keep up the good work! Sincerely, A "Satisfied" Customer"

"Stopped here for dinner at midnight following a night shift at work. Staff were very helpful and sorted out my order issues. Also it is a 24 hour restaurant which is helpful as no other restaurants open in the area late at night."