Cannon Lake 605 Forest Way, Bolingbrook, IL 60440

"I live nearby and i usually see garbage in the lake so, thats nice. The goose poop thats scattered around the lakeside grass usually distracts me from the garbage so. A double negative always makes a positive i guess. 4 STARS"

"It is a beautiful lake. Be careful, there is a trio of animals that think it belongs to them. I spend one day every week at the lake. I am considering adding a second day. Great for relaxation and meditation. It would be even better if they guys would stop taking a piss in the water and the woman would keep her top on."

"Once upon a time at the lake there was a cat ninja named Ace. He was a trained assassin with a strange sense of morality. If you were ever his target, he had to leave you a means of escape, but few rarely found it. He had a noble steed named Ruxin, who had an advance degree in booby traps and long range spit projectiles. If you ever caught him a little too much in his cups, you might get a four legged pole dance. Overall, the duo makes it a safe place, so I approve."

"There's this guy who gets sauced and goes down to the lake to piss. It's quite annoying. Let me paint you the picture. His head is generally cocked to the side and tilted back. He seems to always have his tongue out as he staggers around. Urinating in a circle. I once saw him fall fall in. Pretty funny stuff."

"The lake is okay but there is a smokin' hot girl that lives at the house behind it. Sometimes she sun baths topless. I'll give that 5 stars!"