Teriyaki Madness 381 South Loop 336 West, Conroe, TX 77304

"When they first opened it was better... However, I think the food quantity and quality have declined since then... It seems more oily now and the chicken portions are smaller... When I was in last, I ordered a large and was given a regular; although a few minutes later they returned to the table with the size I ordered... Plenty of noodles and veggies... Veggies were the best part of the meal... Also, not sure why but they do not have iced tea; only sodas..."

"Holy piss and I mean piss. The washroom door was OPEN AND I COULD SMELL THE PISS FROM ACROSS THE RESTAURANT. Also the guy taking my order looked like he was 5 seconds from a scream fest. Lowest ever “hi what would you like to order” I thought I might have to call an ambulance for his lack of enthusiasm. Like sometimes lack of enthusiasm is ok, but in this case I wasn’t even offended. I was just genuinely concerned. Anyway, the place smelling like pee pee was just so bad. The tables are sticky and the booth benches are LITERALLY out of place. Now onto the food. This was, in Tara’s words: “low key knock off panda fr”. I am being so for real, the food was a little bit of a complicated mess. Absolutely not a pants busting at the seams type of place. I do not recommend to anyone under the age of 140 years. So literally anyone. Steer clear and also I’m 99% sure you could find a way cleaner place to eat if you walk 1 meter out of the door."

"Not that bad, but not a good experience. Waited a while for our order, and it was an order for 2 but the party of 4 that ordered before us received their food first. And then the order came out wrong. Then it wasn't made right. When I asked for the right order I was brought the ticket and they said "see this is what we made" I pointed it out and they said"oh" and brought it out. Then I asked what was the extra white stuff on the edamame the front. Person said it was butter another said salt and then one more came up and said it was noodles left over from where they made them. Yes I threw them away, they didn't offer to change them out or anything."

"First and probably last visit. Nothing terribly bad really but nothing very good either. Had the steak teriyaki with egg fried rice, veggies and an egg roll. The egg roll was dense and soggy. The teriyaki bowl was okay but bland and...I dunno, lifeless? It didn't taste fresh or bright or complex - similar to what you might get frozen then microwaved. Fairly busy, a lot of locals getting a quick and easy lunch but still not cheap - $20 for my very standard lunch. The place feels a little dirty - tables still had gunk on them and the bathroom sink looked like some gas stations I've been in. Disappointing."