Greenwich Guest House

"The entrance is an inconspicuous door next to a chip shop which opens up to a narrow flight of stairs (too narrow to carry a large suitcase through). My room was clean and included a tv, wardrobe and a desk although the walls were very thin so you could hear the next room as well as the outside as it’s facing the street. Not a great view either. This is suitable for a one night stay if you’re struggling to find anything but the overall experience felt dire. The surrounding area isn’t great and it’s a good 15 minutes’ walk from the centre/station."

"A pleasant room, as it was check yourself in, can't say a lot about the service. The location was just a 15 minute walk into Woolwich, so not too bad."

"Stayed here with my children last night, comfy beds and nice decor. However, there was a lot of noise. Some bloke kept screaming "mista uk tik tok official". It went on for hours, kids were crying, daughter wouldn't come out the bathroom. At one point the weirdo started shouting "I'm not a driller", I thought maybe there was a Jeffrey Dahmer in the building. I managed to catch a glimpse of the geezer the following morning, looked like a proper nitty, and we could smell the bo from a mile away."

"I stayed here for one night with my son Kevin Wright. Although we managed to have a passionate night, I feel let down by amenities provides. THERE WERE NO TOWELLS!!! My son was forced to finish on to my face, which really left me with a sour taste. After consulting with the manager, he called me a slag and made us leave."

"For just a small room it had all you needed or expected. Unfortunately I checked out early as there was this guy there who kept shouting random things during the day and night. Things like 'mruktiktokofficial' 'come on get those likes up' I think he may be taking drugs or loves Disney as he talks to an imaginary dog called tanya and he forces this animal to watch lady and the tramp. He maybe taking mushrooms as he seems to be on a trip as he keeps seeing trolls. There is also a strange smell from him. It's a mix of body odour, Gone off milk and mould."