Caetanos Cucina

"I don't often rate five stars, but this place Deserves it. It may look like the small back of a deli. But this place makes some of the best food i've ever had. They Are Very Kind and more than happy to substitute something on their menu for something else if you'd like an alternative of there written menu. I have Already booked my Birthday (in May) to be there. He and His Family, (Yes Team of Family) make Extraordinary dishes. Almost All of Their dishes, are not anything you would find at an Applebee's, not even an Outback or Longhorn Steakhouses. I myself have Already ordered Ossibuko. I told them that They should have that on the menu constantly. I Guarantee You and Your Family a Wonderful experience. Everyone there takes their time to pay attention to You. Believe Me, Once you go there you'll want to keep up on their Specials Menu"

"I’m hoping Caetano was just having an off night when I picked up takeout recently. I had heard from a few people that Caetano’s Cucina was very good, but my wife and I were hugely disappointed. All the food - the entire order - was mediocre at best. My wife ordered chicken parm with vodka sauce, and it had almost zero sauce. It looked like it was made in a toaster oven. My chicken marsala tasted like straight up Marsala wine, not like it had been cooked down into a nice sauce. My spaghetti with garlic and oil had literally not a single piece of garlic in it. Just a soggy oil bath. There’s way too much outstanding Italian food in the area to even give this place a 2nd thought."

"What an awesome find! The food is so good, we could not stop eating! Definitely will be back!"

"We visited for our first time based on all of the amazing Google reviews. After being seated, it was 10 minutes before someone came over to open our wine. She then asked if we needed glasses? Unless we were going to drink it with a straw from the bottle, I'm not sure why that was a question. We noticed that the table next to us had to ask for wine glasses 10 minutes after she opened their wine. Why aren't glasses just already on the tables? We had to ask for glasses of water too, why isn't it just given to everyone? We also had to ask for more water every time our glasses were empty. It was 20 minutes before anyone took our order. Our appetizer took another 20 minutes to come out. We got the clams based on reviews. They were nothing special and some were extremely tiny. We had arrived at 6:30 and weren't served our dinners until 8pm. I ordered a special - Chicken Murphy. The chicken was extremely thin and dried out, I couldn't even cut it. The sauce was oily marinara. It was not Chicken Murphy. My husband ordered the Shrimp Diavolo which was supposed to. be spicy Marinara with fresh tomatoes. The sauce was not even remotely spicy and tasted basically the same as mine, and there were no fresh tomatoes in it. The portions were not overly large, we both finished our entire dishes because we were starving. The pasta that came with the meals was a very skimpy serving. There are weird blue lights that gave it a strange atmosphere. They initially had Frank Sinatra playing but then turned it off and played dance music and then completely turned off the music. The table cloth on our table had stains on it from the people seated there before us. The waitress was not attentive to any of the tables. We could see her in the front goofing off and doing stuff at the register rather than taking orders or checking on anyone. The owner didn't come out and talk to anyone the entire time we were there, although that is mentioned alot in other reviews. The best part of the meal was the bread. I don't know why there are so many great reviews or why they're not on Yelp. I'm mostly posting this honest review here to see if it gets deleted because I find it interesting that there aren't any others speaking the truth about this restaurant. There are many other Italian restaurants in the area that are way above and beyond this place."