LUMPKIN ISLAND Saint James City, FL 33956

"Lumpkin Island, a place where the beaches are as pristine as its haunted history is murky. This island promises a vacation experience that teeters on the edge of laughter and screams, making it an oddly perfect destination for those who enjoy a good chuckle with their chills. Upon arrival, the first thing you'll notice is the welcoming committee: a motley crew of seagulls that seem to have watched one too many Alfred Hitchcock films. Their ominous circling is offset by their uncanny ability to steal sandwiches with comedic timing, providing the first hint that Lumpkin Island is not your average getaway. Accommodations on the island range from charmingly dilapidated to outright spooky. The "Cozy Coffin" bed and breakfast offers a sleep experience like no other, with beds suspiciously shaped like their namesake. But fear not, the only thing to worry about is the morning’s hauntingly strong coffee, brewed to awaken the dead. The island's history is a tapestry of tales that blend horror with humor. Legend has it that the ghost of Captain Lumpkin himself roams the shores, searching for his lost treasure and the remote control for his TV. Nightly ghost tours promise sightings, but more often than not, the scariest thing you'll encounter is the guide's pun-laden commentary. Activities on Lumpkin Island cater to both the thrill-seeker and the thrill-skeptic. The haunted hayride is a highlight, featuring scarecrows with an inexplicable penchant for dad jokes. Meanwhile, the "Zombie Escape Beach Party" turns a terrifying concept into a laugh-filled scavenger hunt, complete with groaning undead that can be momentarily distracted with offerings of brain-shaped piñatas. Dining on the island is an adventure in itself. The "Ghoulash Café" specializes in dishes that are frighteningly delicious. Their signature dish, the "Screaming Nachos," is so spicy it's rumored to induce visions of the spectral plane, or at the very least, tears of laughter... or is it pain? In conclusion, Lumpkin Island is a bizarre blend of horror and humor, where every eerie whisper of the wind is accompanied by the distant sound of laughter. It's a place where you can bask in the sun by day and cower under your blankets by night, all while questioning your choice of vacation destinations. A trip to Lumpkin Island is not just a journey to a haunted isle; it's an adventure in hilarity, proving that sometimes, the scariest things in life are also the funniest!"

"we used to trap here every week with benny"

"My go 2 spot. I usually just bring my own lumpkins and skip the searching."

"Would have been 5 stars however couldn't quite find Blump Lumpkin. Will keep trying though."

"I would have given this island 5 Stars if it wasn't for the Lumpkins. They were terrifying."