Sissy's Beverage Emporium 7316 North Lombard Street, Portland, OR 97203

"2024 update: I've explored more of the menu, and it's all great. Still love the NoPo Mocha, but also get the Orange Potion #9 - if that can't get you going, you're in truly rough shape. I've only ever had coffee here, but my partner gets the smoothies, and we both love everything. The NoPo Mocha is a revelation. Also, the milk isn't steamed within an inch of its life, so your hand won't immediately fuse to the cup - it'll just be perfectly ready to drink."

"This cart always has the best drinks and the vibes are amazing. Not to mention all the food and drinks have clever names! Unfortunately today my partner and I had a sub par experience with the barista there. We had tipped before she took our order, because she was very busy and we saw how hard she was working. After ordering our drinks, we begin to walk away and she loudly made a snide comment about us not tipping. After receiving our drinks (after everyone else who was behind us in line) I reassured her that we did in fact tip. She didn’t even bother to apologize. “Thats great, okay” is all I got. I’ve always loved coming to the carts here and I’m really disappointed to have this experience. I’m not sure if she was just having a hard day, but I hope her day gets better."

"Just a typical rainy morning in the PNW and a girl needed something good to warm her soul. I have been looking high and low for a juice spot in N. Portland. Well, my dreams came true. This place is official! I had an oatmeal bowl which was perfectly delicious. Ingredients were fresh and it was just the right sweetness for me. Sarah was nice enough to let me sample a cleansing juice which was super yummy. I now have a new favorite place. Yeah!"

"The best lattes and smoothie bowls in pdx. The owner is AMAZING too if you get to talk to her about the cart. Highly recommend! Get the freddie Mercury or the cowgirl bowl :)"