Los Primitos HONDURAS FOOD

"Food was awesome absolutely loved it!"

"So delicious! I got the enchiladas and they were very tasty. The portion size was very generous. I can't wait to go back and try other dishes!"

"Helps if you speak a bit of Spanish but not required. The tacos cotrachos are amazing."

"Really excellent food. I got the Carne asada plate with fresh cabbage salad , plantains cooked like French fries, and great meat. Nice find!"

"First warning: they are cash only. No signs saying so, the lady just said “no” and pointed at the nearby Wells Fargo ATM when we handed her our card. There are no prices posted for any menu items. I should have asked her for the total beforehand (my bad), as we only took out $20 because surely that would have covered our food and a tip, but no she wanted two more dollars, so back to the ATM and another fee. We hand her the second $20, and she gives us back $8 and tries to shrink back into the trailer. No ma’am, you owe us $10, which she immediately produced like she’s been holding it back the whole time. No receipt to be able to see what things cost. Sketchy af. We got there at about 10:35am, the food took about 15 minutes to be ready. There was no one else in line. We get the food home and it’s garbage. The chicken in the flautas was unseasoned and so dry. Some kind of cold cabbage slaw drenched in pink sauce underneath. We opened the tortilla to see if any of the chicken was edible, it was awful all the way through. Dry tortillas nearly broke the plastic fork we tried to cut them with. The meat in my carne asada was over cooked, dry and leathery. It took two bites and all the chewing made my jaw ache. The pink sauce poured all over both our plates made everything soggy and gross. Cold soggy plantains smothered in pink special sauce, prison-quality meat and no seasoning. We are downright frugal with our money, but we made it through three bites of this food and threw it straight into the garbage. $30 (with two ATM fees), and almost another $10 if we hadn’t noticed the short change, and we came away with a story of how we nearly got robbed by the Hondurans and got possibly the worst food we have had in years."