EXPRESS INN 1437 Keefer Road, Tomball, TX 77375

"This is a "no tell, hotel" pay by the hour establishmnet. Extremely dirty and stained sheets. Bathtubs are old, stained, and mildew in them. I left immediately after they tried to get me into three other rooms, all in the same condition. Manager would not refund me after I refused to stay in the rooms. They got my money for no services rendered but I will them a true and fair rating so others do not make the mistake I made. Dirty, pay by the hour, sex hotel. Not a place for your family. Stay away!"

"DON'T STAY HERE: it is very dirty, smells due to stale smoke even though they insisted it was a non-smoking room. It was late and we only needed a room for one night. The room rate should have been $60 for the quality and stay. Stay at your own risk. NEVER again. The owners response Never addressed the cleanliness. And they LIED - I was never told it was a Smoking room until check out."

"The tub was badly stained. I did not feel comfortable bathing my children in that tub. The a/c wasn't working, and neither was the fridge. The toilet handle was completely broken off. We asked to be moved, but we were told there was no space. Staff said they could fix it, but it couldn't be fixed. They did eventually move us to another room, but the conditions did not improve much at all."

"I would rate 0 stars if possible. The manager and staff are extremely rude people. There is no communication between staff and management. The managers are racist and didn't allow us to book another week because we supposedly did not allow them to clean our room. We did allow the housekeeper to come in and clean and he said we didn't need it. The rooms are very dirty, dusty and cigarette burns on every sheet. They knock on your door several times a day to get in and clean. The first day we came they barged in without knocking. Worst place possible even for a short stay. They allow crackheads here."

"Stayed here for the weekend and overall it was very... meh. The room we stayed in had some damage to it, and there was one light switch that didn't appear to do anything in the room whatsoever. The water pressure in the shower was pretty low and the bedsheets had stains on them when we got them. Additionally, the beds were not secure on the bed frame and it moved around a lot/made an abundance of noise from doing as little as sitting down and moving slightly. The breakfast room had cockroaches crawling on the walls near the food containers ad the trash cans. Overall, you get what you pay for. The only upsides my fiancé and I had during our visit were that the staff were friendly when we asked them for assistance and that the room was a good size."