Pirate Express Drive Thru Lytle, TX 78052

"All good except when retards buy lottery. Hate waiting for the half wits to decide how to give their little dollars to rich people. Vote for me and I will make lottery sellers build separate stations to steal from fools."

"Discrimination at its finest My spouse was looking for a job and they are hiring and the girl who he went up to to ask about the hiring process stated they don't hire men only woman just because her supervisor just wanted woman working there not because it was a job that required only woman but based solely on the fact that the supervisor wanted women working there as a woman thats disgusting hes a hard worker to there loss ❤"

"I really love this place especially because they have some awesome margaritas that are liquor bases as opposed to wine based."

"First time visiting this drive beverage drive thru. We were just getting lottery tickets. Their service was prompt and friendly. Next time will try some of their "Adult Beverages" and see how they fair. We'll let you know!"