Crafty Crab Eastpointe

"Well, i think this could be a great spot if there is more put into food and detail. Although our server wasnt rude, she was luke warm. The food was the equivalent to sonic or dairy queen. Right! We were really expecting a sea food place. It was more like sea food fast food! Portions were cunningly hidden by quantity, but really wasnt that big. The catfish was fried hard, a little too hard and tasted like it came from Sams Club. I ordered the gumbo. It was ok while it was hot, but kinda tasted like watered down fish soup. I dont want to sound harsh, but presenting with transparency. It may be an ok spot, if thats what youre looking for. I would like to see someone put the money in this place to help the owner realize what i think is his dream."

"15% gratuity for all dine in. Crab and sausage great. Fish and chips was mad with cornmeal, not so great. Not charged. Staff was fast and quick. Patience should have been the employees middle name. Worth the 15%."

"I am allergic to shellfish so the menu was very limited but I thoroughly enjoyed my meal. I had a seafood boil without any seafood. It had sausage, corn, potatoes, and eggs in the boom sauce with medium spice. I also ordered some lemon pepper wings as well. When I dipped my chicken in that sauce, OMG it was everything!!!! I will definitely return."

"Excellent food - you can't really go wrong with a seafood boil, and the spice level was spot-on. They could have used a 2nd person in the dining room, but it's hard to guess staff levels for "late lunch." (He went from zero guests to 4 tables + non-stop carry-out orders in a span of 20 min.)"

"The atmosphere, Mark the bartender, the Big screen 250 inch screen tv, the food, the hospitality, and the warm welcome all contributed to my husband and I exemplary experience. This was our first time in the newly open location. You are going to love it here!!! I am so glad we chose to come here for our Valentines Day weekend. We will be coming back! We are forever customers now. The owner was also welcoming and greeted us with curtesy. Thank you so much for the wonderful experience and the Valentine’s Day rose and dinner. Thank you Mark for being such an AWESOME host, bartender and server!!!!!! —Adrienne & Antonio"