The Fountainhead Cafe

"The Fountainhead Cafe is a wretched pit of despair that tarnishes the very essence of coffee culture. The service is an absolute disgrace, embodying a level of incompetence that defies logic. The staff's indifference is a slap in the face to anyone seeking a pleasant experience. The coffee is an insult to the sacred bean, a vile concoction that tastes like the bitter residue of shattered dreams. The atmosphere is a breeding ground for negativity, casting a pall of misery over anyone unfortunate enough to step inside. This place is a festering wound on the landscape of decent establishments – an embodiment of everything wrong with the universe. Steer clear unless you have a masochistic desire for disappointment. — written by ChatGPT"

"Stopped here for the first time tonight and had a WONDERFUL experience. Came with a group of about 6 friends, every drink we ordered was tasteful and perfect, from the PB smoothie, to the hot chocolate. The angels dinner is a fantastic array of fine food that changes from day to day. Angel herself tells you the ingredients and it is DELICIOUS. The vibe here is perfect! It makes you feel like your walking into a modern yet timepiece style cafe. John is one of the most down to earth guys as well and adds so much flavor to every visit."

"Great place to go when you need a coffee late at night. John is very friendly and definitely knows how to make great coffee for a great price! I highly recommend coming here for your coffee needs"

"I appreciate/understand a little checkout small talk, but the male owner?... Wouldn't stop asking me and my friend very personal questions, where do we live? Where did I Used to live? Were do we work? What do we do at work? Are we dating?... Then he started ranting about how the Google and yammer reviews were all lies. The owner is weird as. It's a shame, because the tea and coffee we got were good,but the awkward never ending small talk made me never want to go back. His wife, or the female coworker seemed normal and nice."

"If you love tea and crepes, this is the place for you! The tea selection is impressive, and the crepe menu is inspired. The owners are incredibly friendly and knowledgeable about their menu, and the service is personal, friendly, and inviting. The atmosphere is cozy and comfortable as well. The menu also includes coffee, lattes, and smoothies. I'm so very happy I found this hidden gem!! Definitely try the oolong when you visit!"