Chelsea Heights Hotel

"Second time eating here, definitely our last. First time, we got the cheeseburger and Calamari. The burger was a pre made frozen sausage mince type beef patty that tasted like oil and fillers. The Calamari was powdery tasting. Second time, we got the Wok Tossed Calamari, Caesar Salad and Dukkah spiced Tuna Steak. The spice wok tossed Calamari was overcooked and chewy and tasted like it was tossed in sugar. No other flavour other than sickly sweet Calamari jerky. The tuna steak was as dry as a d3@d dogs dinger. Inedible and sucked the life out of your saliva glands as soon as it hit your mouth. The caesar salad was 'OK'. Just your typical bottle dressing and lettuce. Nothing to rave about and definitely not $19 worth! Overall, if I could give the food a minus 1, I would. We won't waste our money on food here again. It's just frozen, mass produced, pre made junk that they can't even reheat and present well. So sad because the facilities and vibe are awesome. The food really let's this place down unfortunately."

"It was a comfortable temperature but the seating a little crammed. The staff were cheery and efficient and the meals served in a timely manner. There is ample parking. Most people's needs are there, sports bar, children's play area, pokies and all manner of refreshments. Overall I give it 3 out of 5 as it was noisy and quite crowded, but that's the style of venue. My reason for going there was to a meeting with friends and the location is central to many of us."

"Went at the perfect time on a Sunday at 11:30am before the lunch rush. Ordered lunch before 12 for 15 bodies, including children, counter service was great, price affordable and all meals arrived promptly with no mistakes. We all enjoyed our menu selection. The play room was a hit, but the pics online were a bit different, but the maze was huge and high, our kids and others there were loving it. Place was spacious but bar service was slow as only 1 bar staff was there at the time despite there was a b'day party on already. Surprisingly, 2 other b'day party groups also arrived to celebrate. Was A great venue and selection for our group get together and the play room was a great place for the children we had aged 2 to 6. We'll go there again."

"Staff friendly, only reason why this review is 3 stars and not 2 stars. Salt and pepper squid was nice enough. A bit powdery tasting but tasteful enough. And look, the rest was edible and presented nicely. But no flavour for the price (I had the cheeseburger) my husband had the brisket sandwich, my teen daughter who loves her fried chicken burgers said the same, not very good. Almost everyone else in our party said the same, not great. Some tables were wobbly. I'm sure the menu did say it and we just missed it, but the chips were thick cut potatoes instead of fried chips (none of us a fan) but like I said, everything was edible but certainly won't be back since this new menu arrived."

"A nice spot for lunch with a young family. Have driven past many times before but never stopped in until today. Great play area for younger kids too."