Burlington

"Oh, let me regale you with my delightful experience at Burlington Coat Factory, a place that left me absolutely ecstatic... or not. Prepare yourself for a wild tale of disappointment and frustration that could rival the most thrilling roller coaster ride (only without any of the fun). So, picture this: I stroll into Burlington Coat Factory, hopeful and ready to score some awesome finds. Little did I know, I was about to embark on a shopping adventure that would leave me questioning my life choices. I eagerly picked out a pair of shoes that caught my eye, only to discover later that they were as durable as tissue paper. Talk about being fashion-forward! As soon as I removed the tag, the soles decided to bid farewell and take a little vacation of their own. How considerate of them. But wait, there's more! As I continued my disastrous shopping spree, I decided to try on a shirt that seemed oh-so-stylish. Much to my surprise (or not), this garment had a lovely bonus feature—a perfectly placed hole just waiting to be discovered. How thoughtful of Burlington Coat Factory to provide me with a built-in ventilation system. Who needs intact clothing, anyway? Holes are all the rage these days, right, kids? Oh, and let's not forget about the staff, the cherry on top of this surreal shopping nightmare. They were positively delightful, running around like headless chickens and acting all brand new. It was truly breathtaking to witness their incredible level of confusion and cluelessness. It's like they were auditioning for a reality show about retail gone wrong. Bravo! In conclusion, Burlington Coat Factory deserves a standing ovation for their truly remarkable performance in retail absurdity. From shoes that fell apart at the slightest touch to shirts with fashionable holes, they truly exceeded my wildest expectations. And let's not forget the staff, who were masters of chaos and masters of using those oh-so-hip terminologies that only the kiddos would understand. So, if you're in the mood for a shopping experience that resembles a circus, look no further than Burlington Coat Factory. It's guaranteed to leave you scratching your head and questioning the state of the world... and possibly your own sanity."

"I like the best clothing store in the Quad Center for every men, women, and little kids!"

"This is the biggest Burlington store that I have been into, with two floors. But a third of the main floor and all of downstairs were closed off. There were not enough items to fill up the vast space."

"This Burlington coat factory is really nice. I liked it because it was clean and organized unlike the one in Alhambra. Also, they have a much better selection than Alhambra. Lastly, staff seems nice and friendly. I would recommend this store."