The Mad House Tea & Coffee Room
226 Elmstead Lane, Chislehurst BR7 5EW

Hours open
Monday:
7:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Tuesday:
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Wednesday:
10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Thursday:
10:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Friday:
2:00 PM - 11:30 PM
Saturday:
Closed
Sunday:
Closed
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Reviews
"This venue had some really beautiful wildlife as you can see. The food... though appears tasty, was actually not so great. Sometimes when I think of this place it makes me remember this food my nan once cooked... She made a spaghetti bologanise that was a little overcooked but also squidgy and swirly at the same time. And then she left it in the fridge for 14 days and then my little sister ate it and got sick, she spent 3 months in recovery and it really was quite sad... However my nan had 3 chickens and a cow and so the animals really contributed to the whole experience.... And that's why it feels the same. Bad food, good animals."
"Great host, lovely atmos, but I feel kinda funny after eating the food. 5/8 would recommend. Can't feel my fingers or toes and my chest hurts"
"Be careful here - I went and lost my marbles, but they may have rolled away on the garden as wonky as the owner. Indulge in delicious goodies that shrink in size as you eat them. All vegan, including the black pudding. 10/10 (or 5/5.) Will be returning down this rabbit hole!"
"Absolutely loved it. I had coffee with teacakes with the foxes in the garden. Just don't try to pet them though, unless you have a rabies shot. Also very nice crowd every time I go. PS: I had a fire breather performing on my Bday. Beat this."
"We ordered food and it didn’t turn up. When we notified the staff they were really rude about it. Re ordered and then it came late and cold. I don’t normally write reviews on here but felt this place warranted one. Will never return again. Nice decor though x"
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