Deer Park Cleaners

"Congratulations to this dry cleaner for providing me with the latest in fashion trends: the avant-garde 'half-pants' collection. Forget about traditional inseams; they've redefined the term 'ripped jeans' by literally tearing my pants in half. Now, I'm rocking a bold, asymmetrical style that's perfect for anyone who wants to make a statement—or just wants a strong breeze on one leg. Who needs full-length pants when you can embrace the 'leg-breeze' lifestyle, courtesy of this cutting-edge dry cleaner?"

"I entrusted my clothes to this dry cleaning place, hoping for a transformation akin to Cinderella's ball gown. Instead, I got garments that looked like they spent the weekend at a middle school sleepover—wrinkled and vaguely smelling of questionable life choices. If I wanted my clothes to have a mid-life crisis, I would have taken them on a wild weekend myself. Thanks Deer Park Cleaners!"

"You know truly I am not one to hate on small businesses, however when you take a suite to a place that is meant to give you the suite back in better and cleaner condition than you gave it to them and it comes back dirtier and ripped, then there is an issue. Unbelievable the way I was treated by these people and the quality of the service I received was arguably the worst most pathetic excuse for a “wash” I have ever experienced. Moral of the story never use this place or trust them with even a minuscule task."

"Brought my shirt there to be dry cleaned, and picked it up for there to be a fresh cut in the shoulder. When I reported it thirty minutes after I picked it up- they wouldn’t fix it or reimburse and told me they don’t need my business anyways."