Amity High School 503 Oak Avenue, Amity, OR 97101

"Great football teams from lil guy to high school"

"My best friend goes here and he loves it."

"Regardless of the indubitable superiority and ambient aura of this school district, there is a particular nagging that is inserted into your subconscious whilst on the campus. You want to go home but you're deathly paranoid of the town itself, yet one does not feel safe at the school itself, perforce. As it is written in Dialect Notes V, and I quote:"To be between a rock and a hard place,...to be bankrupt. Common in Arizona in recent panics; sporadic in California." This quote undoubtedly addresses the insecurity that the populous experiences when they step foot in this school. Also Vandy is pretty cool."

"This educational facility accommodates adolescents in a manner verging on mediocrity, yet not estranged to the autonomous worship of competitive games featuring the virulence of various locally-rooted associates. Though this institution is embattled at regular intervals with disgruntled curs who deem it necessary to promote chaos under the guise of defending native entitlements, one can find competent and pleasant educators here who constantly cry out against the pathetically inadequate and embittering bell system."