Bench - Mini Park

"This is where I want to live one day. The parking leaves something to desire but the crowd is so lit. My marketing demographic has improved due to being upper eschelon type to frequent this well kept players club exclusive location. The next big air BNB for us illuminati 33rd degree boss only."

"Not gonna lie, I haven't been to the bench. Based on the experience that merely seeing it has given me I'm nothing but astonished. Perhaps one day I'll have to experience it for myself."

"Here there be Bench. An single-wide Bench. For the sole purpose of Benchness. More appropriate than adequate. In the Celebrations of Bench, this Bench, this Bench here, is the Hallmark, the apex, the, forgive me, the Bench Mark. So be it."

"I spoke to the person who voted 3 stars, we talked it out and turns out they meant 5! Crazy crazy world, she lost access to her Google account so she can't right their wrongs. However, she said "even though it was only a nice pause, it was one greatly welcomed to this community, one the bench owner should be proud of""

"I have nothing but good things to say about this park, though it's not a city park, so you can't legally drink beer here. Not mentioned in previous reviews, the park features an adjacent bicycle-size parking space. After becoming disconnected from the Moonlight Mash Eugene, the park provided the perfect place to park by bicycle, sit on the bench, and tend to Google Maps on my phone, under the light of a streetlight. Anyone saying this park is "just" a bench is blind to the amenities. City Council, let's make this a city park, so I can sit on the bench and enjoy a beer instead of wasting my mind on Google products!"