Gelatin's Steakhouse

"Gelatin is the best cook and waiter. I hope to come here again and see him. Unfortunately, I did not get a photo of him, I gave him a huge tip for his restaurant"

"Great steakhouse, I mean shadeshouse, I mean free ice cream parlour. Although the ice cream did not get served, and some pineapple turned the sprinkler system on."

"It was certainly... uhh... an experience. When I got in, there was a... I really don't know how to describe it... a sentient blob of gelatin? I tried to keep my cool but I don't know. The steaks were good though, and the service was great!"

"Although my total bill was $2763, i will never forget this dinning experience!! Would totally recommend, the talking uhh..objects and numbers…they where also a nice touch!"

"The place was not what I thought, the steaks were...uh.. questionable, but instead of a steakhouse they were selling glasses and there were these weird tiny sentient objects and numbers (such as a blue four and a yellow X) everywhere. but overall the place was nice. and most of the objects were nice as well, aside from the weird gazes from both parties and them calling me a david and a dora?"