Little Caesars Pizza

"The pizza is everything you would expect from a place of this kind. It could be round or rectangle. But the real attraction for me is the sauce! It's made in big buckets, often visible to the customer. I like to surprise the employees, just for fun and try to drown myself in the sauce buckets. It doesn't usually work. On the best nights where the employees can't get my head out of the bucket, police are called . If I'm lucky I would have achieved unconsciousness from inhaling large amounts of thick red sauce. Medics reviving me will have me coughing up loads of partially digested sauce before my ride back to the state hospital, where there is a disturbing lack of pizza sauce. I need to breathe in the sauce. The Trout that live in my toenails have been begging for the sauce they use as fuel to power the machines that communicate with the motheship, currently in a decaying orbit over Earth. It it crashes into the planet, spores will release and and trigger an ecological disaster, mutating every terrestrial mammal into something extremely stupid. Which is fine, becuase I friggin hate paperwork."

"Usually fast service if you're in a hurry grab a pie that was made few minutes before but I always ask for fresh fire taste much better I know when it was made but nor bad for the price great pizza awesome service a bunch of young kids make this business work so much better than some.other places"

"Holy cow.... this is the best little Ceasars I've ever eaten at. Yeah the lobby was hot but the workers were running sound around. My pizza was amazing and I really loved everyone's attitudes... very happy with my coves choice to go there tonight on a whim"

"I order from here at least once a week. I ordered delivery for my son the other day and the pizza came cold and hard as a board. Today i went in and my order wasn't ready on time. The employee tried to give me my order 2 times with items missing. She had an attitude the whole time from when i came in. I checked my pizzas to make sure they were hot and ready like its supposed to be. A little dark baked but they were hot at least. I get home and the brownie cookie dough dessert was melted. I look up online they are supposed to be refrigerated at all times. They have them in a floor display. I tried to call to tell them they need to be tossed because they have been who knows how long out of refrigeration but they never answer the phones. Everytime i go here i have problems. There wasn't anyone at the store or busy at 8pm. I'm disappointed."