The Men's Club of Houston

"This is one of the “better” clubs in Houston- but don’t trust that you’ll be treated with the upmost respect if you are not a “preferred” customer or friend of one of the “owner”s or so called “managers”. If you show up remember to stay in dress code because this club does discriminate against who gets to go in and who does not based on solely whether they like you or not. (I’ve seen friend’s of the staff allowed inside dressed VERY casually, etc…). If you pay for a bottle “VIP” service keep in mind your champagne bottle might be labeled Wicked Thorn (which can’t be worth anything under $50 - I work in the liquor industry where I come face to face with liquor reps- basically meaning know what you’re receiving before you get into a lightly dimmed VIP fine dining room where both your time will be wasted and you’ll be trying to dispute credit card charges of over $1,000 the next day). Lastly, a part owner does not genuinely care of the staff’s own experiences here- don’t expect yours to be any different if you’re not a “member” or kissing up by spending a ridiculous amount of money. For the ladies who are coming to apply here as dancers, read reviews in The Dancers Resource app and lots will be confirmed to you by others. Stay skeptical."

"Racist people when it comes to the DJ and management from what I remember. Hopefully they got a new DJ . I just remember such a nice place being trash"

"Best club in Houston!!! Gorgeous girls, wait staff very accommodating. Dj was fun and played good music. They also have delicious food . Just a all around GREAT experience. I definitely recommend this club."

"I was targeted while attending this place, men BEWARE! Or at least read this and learn. Here’s what happened to me: In mid-2022, while at The Men’s Club in Houston, TX, and upon arriving, the staff (dancers, security, managers, waitresses, etc.) recognized immediately that my group was compiled of successful men with disposable income for the night, and were IMMEDIATELY taken advantage of from that point forward. We were fed over-priced drinks, charged an EXHORBITANT amount of money to get a private room for the group and for said drinks (which was all tallied up at the end of the night, with so many additional charges, it would make your head spin). We had a private room for one hour, had one bottle of champagne, three dancers, and possibly $350-$500 worth of additional drinks. We were told before entering the room, it would cost $1,000 per dancer ($3,000) and $500 for the champagne ($3,500 total). We spent around $4,000 in cash tips for the girls while in the room. I was expecting a credit charge of around $5,000-$6,000 (with additional tip-outs, etc.). The charge was $14,000 (not including the cash tips), and I was not allowed my credit card or drivers license to be returned until this was signed. I was upset, but no big deal. We had the income allocated to celebrate that night, so I begrudgingly agreed to the charge and was closed out. Total amount spent for an hour, somewhere around $20,000. After the club closed down for the evening and all debts were paid and settled happily and with mutual agreement between our group and the establishment, I was separated from my group, and convinced to go to an “after hours” club, owned by the same management/ownership of The Men’s Club (which, in hindsight didn’t take much convincing and was poor judgement, but I was having fun with the girls!). Myself, two girls, and a friend caught an Uber to the after hours club with the promise, by THE MEN’S CLUB security AND management (along with $500 in cash tips to them for extra peace of mind) that my 2021 Jeep Grand Cherokee Trackhawk ($110,000 car, sticker price) would be safe parked in their gated parking lot for the night, and I could return in the morning to retrieve it. Upon return the next morning around 8:00am, my car was gone, and the club refused to provide myself, or the police, with the surveillance footage. My theory is they targeted me, copied my key while in the club, and the club stole my car (with the help of the entire staff; security, management, ownership, dancers). Cautionary tale!!!! Watch out men!!!! This place is a scam, and there are WAY more reputable, and less sketchy places in the Houston area to have a great time. Hopefully someone reads this, and avoids this place like the plague! Sincerely, Honest Dude with a story to tell."

"Kristi the waitress was very pleasant and easy to talk to and she made me feel very comfortable because I have not been to this establishment in 7 years and have read alot has changed. She was very attentive and funny. Update: Note I am not talking about the Waitresses ( they are great). KIn a Nutshell...The club advertised dances for $20...but the dancers are requesting 3 danced for a $100 or 4 dances for a Hindred...And the Mens club states that the dancers are individual contractors...I will not be returning...1 star"