Hotline Burger

"I ordered online and did a pick-up. the food was fresh and tasted incredible. Don't sleep on the BBQ burger. It was one of the best smash burgers I've ever had. And the ranch fries were an amazing twist on an already perfectly cooked fry. The location made me hesitant, but it's super clean inside and has a great 80s vibe. Definitely small price compared to the quality and flavor. Drop in and try a few burgers, you won't be disappointed!"

"Hotline Bling Burger. I started going there about 3 months ago and ever since then. Anytime I go I end up going another two times that week. Best smashburger in Houston. I repeat the best smash burger in Houston and I ever had.!!! I get the hotline bling burger and a substitute the grilled onions for chopped onions. When you bite into the burger you taste everything. The smack sauce the great quality meat the sliced cheese the onions to the bun. It's light in your mouth. And when you finish it you don't feel overwhelmed. It's the first smashburger in Houston before all the other smashburgers came. And it's the best. I've had all kinds of smash burgers in Houston in this one right here is legit it is the one. If you want to leave satisfied I recommend hotline bling burger. Always hot always fresh. And when I mean hot I mean like your burger is hot like right off the grill. Not lukewarm or anything like that. Hot fresh great ingredients, I recommend everything on the menu. Sometimes you don't even need fries cuz the burger is that good. Self service at the calendar which is always great because you can pick what you want. I went today and they actually upgraded the menu. By adding pictures and you can add and take off or even press light on anything you want. Hotline Bling you guys are the best smash burgers in Houston. And this is coming from a guy that has tried all the smash burgers in Houston. Thank you very much for always the great service and I'll be seeing you again.."

"So in critically acclaimed anime, Fullmetal Alchemist, the main character, Edward Elric, is able to perform feats beyond what most humans can because he has seen God, or, "The Truth." What the anime doesn't tell you is that these ranch fries and patty melt are also The Truth. After eating here I want to be a better man, spend more time with my family, and be a community leader. This place is no nonsense, crazy fast, and the best burgers I've had possibly ever. The workers are chill and welcoming and they have Nujabes/chillhop playing in the background. The only downside is they don't have bacon, mushrooms or fountain drinks, but regardless, I'm gonna come here at least once a month. Definitely my new burger spot."

"Overall the food was good, especially the fries, but I don’t see myself coming back and craving for more. Walking in, there is very hotline style (obviously) with a darker atmosphere and light blue/light purple neon lighting to illuminate the place. The music is also lo-fi which makes a nice combination with the atmosphere to give a nice, serene vibe. The place is small with not many places to eat, but the food is obviously more for takeout although there isn’t a drive through Ordering is done on their systems at the front instead of a cashier, and we ordered the classic burger, hotline burger, jalapeño burger, and patty melt as well as ranch fries, garlic and Parmesan fries and smash fries. After the food was delivered with not too much of a wait, the burgers came smash style, yet I thought they were ok overall. Jalapeño burger was the best, but I’m also fond of spicy food, while the melt wasn’t good. While the patty’s were nice and crispy, taste wise I didn’t think any of the burgers really stood out. The fries, on the other hand, were amazing. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside. The garlic Parmesan fries especially were delicious and the smash style fries never got soggy. Finally there wasn’t much to say service wise as we only saw an employee when food was served."

"First time here and the burger was really good. Crispy on the edges not burnt. Snack fries were delicious. The perfect cheat meal!"