7-Eleven

"Over charges and gives the wrong change. The workers here cannot be trusted! It seems they are trying to hustle the customers to pocket the money themselves... I've also been called racist terms in their native tongue assuming I couldn't understand them...durbhaagyavash main hindee bol sakata hoon"

"This is the worst 7/11 that I've been to in my life. This location is very nasty. The floors look as if they've haven't been mopped in years. Extremely dissatisfied and never again! The cleanliness of a business should attract consumers and not run them away. I was anxious to leave, because the store is so nasty I started to feel dirty. Customers should be attracted to a Business because of Good Customer Service and Cleanliness however, both are lacking at this location, unfortunately. Extremely disappointed! Extremely Unclean!"

"I absolutely recommend this place! 120 years ago I was getting chased by 40 monkeys so I ran to this exact 711 to stay safe, but when I closed the door I was held to the floor by 50 big muscular man, they threatened to ship me to Alaska but my hero saad came to save me! He killed the 40 monkeys, and the 50 muscular men! We escaped then he gave me a free slurpee and beer. Thank you saad, you’re my hero!"

"Bro I was getting jumped by 911 big black naked oily men with big feet but suddenly the wind stopped, and there he was, the D1 fast running, not so good catching, slipping all the time SAAD I head his song in the air and I knew it was him. I was finally saved and never had to deal with the 911 big black naked oily men with big feet again. He should definitely get a raise he’s the best."

"This place is heaven on Earth! The workers here are so nice, I was being harassed by 3 big men holding shotguns up to my head until this muscular handsome man named saad came in and saved me. He proceeded to pay for my grandmas hospital bills, save my country from hunger, and stopped domestic violence. All in all a 10/10 place, would definitely recommend!"