H&I EXPRESS THAI

"wish to convey my profound disappointment regarding the recent takeout experience, deeming it, without reservation, the most subpar encounter in my extensive gastronomic history. The curry puffs, unfortunately, proved to be inconsistent and fell short of the expected standards. The beef tips, regrettably, were characterized by an excess of bone, diminishing the overall quality of the dish. The bao buns, to my dismay, were palpably stale, compromising their intended texture and flavor. Moving on to the egg rolls, their deviation from the anticipated taste profile was both surprising and off-putting, rendering them, regrettably, unpalatable. The curried duck failed to garner any semblance of appeal, indicating a possible discord with my personal taste preferences, particularly in relation to duck preparations. Furthermore, the papaya salad, to my dissatisfaction, exhibited an unsettling and unconventional flavor, deviating significantly from the expected palate. I offer this comprehensive feedback with the intention of fostering improvement and elevating the culinary experience, emphasizing the areas that require attention and refinement."

"A bug was in my fried rice and the owner had no words to say !! Don’t eat here !! They deserve a 0 star !! The owner did not offer me a refund and he didn’t even sound concerned."

"We waited an hour and a half for our food to be delivered. They got the order wrong (pad Thai instead of pad si ew, like dude really) and the food was gross anyway. Blandest thai fried rice you ever had. Avoid."

"Great authentic local Thai store! Mostly for delivery or takeout - but can dine-in as well!"

"I wanted to like this place so badly! But it definitely disappointed. The staff were so friendly + helpful with allergies. It’s definitely allergy-friendly, which is great. But the food was a let down. The Pad Thai was red and clearly made with tomato sauce/paste. This is a big no-no for me. The Pad See Ew flavor was good but the noodles were quite dry and sticky and instead of Chinese broccoli, the kitchen used regular broccoli. It was still yummy but not the typical swap I’ve seen in Thai places around NYC. I did like the mango sticky rice- mango was ripe and the rice was not too sweet. Id maybe try this place once more but overall it’s not the best from what I gather. Oddly, there’s also a Vietnamese section on the menu that seems to have bad reviews according to other google reviews."