Subway 505 Pompton Avenue, Cedar Grove, NJ 07009

"So once upon a time I woke up in this subway and I had no clue how I got there. Then this young man named Mildred gave me a free cookie. I don't know if Mildred was closely related to a milk carton but I think so considering how close the names are. Anyways I ate the cookie and ascended. This was the best cookie I had ever eaten, and according to Miguel it only contained about 177 million metric tons of sugar. I was over the moon. Milo, thank you. You saved my life when Jared from subway walked in and started talking about minors. sanfimch good :)"

"Before I ate here i had cancer and I was homeless, but when I walked in, a nice young man named my lard gave me a free cookie and then my life changed forever. My cancer was cured, I got 584,983,019 cars and a mansion the size of Tennessee. Thank you Subway"

"So, it all started when I was on a hike from Colorado and was feeling super famished and tired while in Tennessee. Then, this man named Moldy Mustard approached me and carried me on his back all the way back to his Subway. It made sense that I saw him in Tennessee because he was the only ten I could see. When we got to his Sooubway he made me a sandwich and he gave me a free cookie. Both were really delicious. 1000/10 would recommend. Thank you Melon Mayonnaise."

"OK, About a year or 2 ago I walked into this subway. This Young asked me what kind of bread I wanted. I said Garlic Bread. The man said and I quote "We do not have garlic bread" and told him every other subway has garlic bread and I wanted to speak to his manager. He said he was the manager and I got even more angry. I asked him to make me a taco then he said "I'm sorry ma'am we do not have tacos at my subway" I was SO mad at this point. I had my phone ready to call the cops but at this point but I was hungry. I asked him what he recommended and he said a BMT and I thought his opinion was TERRIBLE and I got turkey. When I told him to put turkey on my sub he did not ask me if I wanted mayo on the sub first. I was so mad and I made that VERY clear with him. The worst part of all of this is that costumers behind me were LAUGHING! I asked him to toast the sub and he just threw it in the oven without asking me if I wanted any vegetables on the sub. I was just in Dubai and the subway there asked me so when he told me that that is how every other subway does the order I knew I could prove him wrong but this poor man was probably a newbie so I gave him slack. I ordered him to Immediately put tomatoes on my sub and he put FIVE tomatoes on my sub! EVERY SUBWAY DOES SIX now I was really mad! I told him to toast it extra crispy and he burnt my sub! I was so mad I left the store. When I called the cops they made me even more mad because they said I was being unreasonable and this man should not be fired and arrested. I am just joking Milad! I love your channel and subway! Keep up the great work and happy New Year!"

"Today, I was going about my day peacefully eating pickles, when all of a sudden, Bowser, Ganondorf, Eggman, and Voldemort all teamed up to try to turn me into a goomba. I found this peaceful subway, and I ran inside where a handsome young man named Milad gave me a lazer blaster to shoot Bowser, Ganondorf, Eggman, and Voldemort with, and an Iphone 15. I ran outside and blasted them with the lazer blaster, but it didn't work. Im a goomba now, but I still got my food. 10/10, would reccomend."