Health Land Spa 7 New Jersey 31, Pennington, NJ 08534

"This place use to give amazing massages. My husband and I came in for a couples massage and I have to say it was below average. The girl was texting while massaging my husband and the woman that was providing me with a massage was giggling and talking the entire time. I will not be returning."

"This was the worst massage of my entire life. When we came for our appointment, they rushed us into the room, didn’t make us sign a waiver or ask where we needed help on our bodies. We did a couples massage and I had a man massaging me wearing a shirt with beer cans on it and an AirPod in his ear. Not only was it terrible, but he completely forgot to massage my other arm! He also didn’t massage my hands or legs. Both our masseuses left without saying anything during the massage , and multiple other people came in speaking to them in a foreign language and interrupting us while we were getting massages. On top of that, there are no doors in the place, just curtains. So you can hear everything going on in the entire establishment. After all of that, the male masseuse in the beer shirt demanded that we tip at least $15. My boyfriend and I have been to many massage places, and we always tip. But this was the most nightmarish place we could’ve imagined, and didn’t plan on tipping, but they forced us to in order to leave. I don’t understand how anyone could rate this 5 stars. Please stay away."

"I went for massage first time here and walked in. I was greeted nicely, Amisha was great. She was respectful of my privacy and gave really good massage. She gave me complementary hot stone massage at end and it was perfect. Recommend to try this place!!!"

"Very experienced and professional massueses. Should you want deep tissue, start medium and ask for increased intensity. These are professionals who know what deep tissue means. I highly recommend them. Very clean and relaxing environment."

"I was really really hoping it would have been better. I have had professionally trained and certified masseuse and I have had the chair massage at the mall and boardwalk this place definitely came in 4th place. On the positive they took me as a walk in and massaged for full 30 minutes. Place seemed clean and pleasant but the person who massaged me was clearly not professionally trained and just dug her thumbs into every muscle very hard which I asked to go lighter but did not. The following day I have spots all over my back which feel like I was clubbed. It was also disappointing that for a chair massage I sat on the end of a footstool hunched over!? Suggest you get a professional massage chair. I may give it another shot to be fair."