China Xpress 1122 Broadway, South Portland, ME 04106

"Outstanding restaurant. People who run this place are kind and cool and make some of the best beef teriyaki I’ve ever eaten. Not only that, but when I’m done eating I feel unusually good. I feel strong in my bones like I can climb peaks with the agility of an ibex. But I also feel totally at peace, like time is an ocean that suddenly stops and becomes a beautiful, cerulean mirror of the sky, and I’m dancing on that mirror with Chinaxpress’s orange chicken in my hands and I’m asking you please to join me in the dance. Please join me and dance on an ocean of sky and time and orange chicken, please my friend delight in this life we lead now, right now. Don’t let this world fool you with its myriad illusions of money and fame and propriety, your life is the most precious thing because it is yours and even the rarest gems in the earth pale in comparison to the beauty of your eyes. So dance, and in dancing see that holding onto life is a phantom hand grasping at smoke. 10/10 would hit the drive thru again."

"Paid $3+ for one small spring roll that tasted like it was a frozen grocery store food. Paid $8+ for a small white container of orange chicken that was decent but definitely left my stomach angry. Overall, unfortunately I wouldn't eat here again"

"I ordered a number 2 teriyaki with 2 sides AND a fried rice. I paid for 2 items and was given one item. I gave a 5$ tip before I realized they butchered my order. I was rushing to deliver it to my daughter at school. When I realized the issue and called the place, they stated that I only ordered one item. They don’t itemize their receipts. One fried rice with two sides doesn’t cost to $20 plus a tip, so no, I won’t ever eat there again, personally. I didn’t make a donation. I bought food and didn’t get what I purchased. And, they got a tip for their mistake. No thanks."

"Food is okay. Trying to take into account that this is a drive thru place and not meant to be fancy. Beef teriyaki did not seem like real beef. Chicken fingers and lo mein were decent. Spring roll was weird as it didn’t seem to have veggies in it but weird little rice noodle things. Portion was just right for one person."

"I got the #1 from here today. Found a beetle in my food which looks cooked into it. However, when I called they very kindly gave me a full refund."