ASSETS

"Every time I go to front door, it's locked. Don't hear any music. Place always looks closed from the outside."

"From the cover charge to the $20 drinks to the minimum of $100 to get $1 bills. I’m good. Free entry and no minimum charge at Mpire to see beautiful ladies."

"I will not go back. Although the club opens at 9, the dancers don’t go on stage until around 11:30. The drinks was overpriced. I paid 45.00 for two drinks. A rum and coke and Long Island ice tea and the drinks was not even all that. They charge you $10 for every $100 to make all ones. By the time you paying all that money to get in the club, buy drinks and being charged for ones you’re not even interested anymore!"

"Why are they serving drinks like this? Overpriced for nothing. Waste of time, waste of money. There were moments when there are no dancers on the mainstage for a long time"

"What can I say about Club Assets?.. Well, a group of us took my nephew out for his 21st birthday, so you know we ready to turn up for him. First we called and set up for the VIP section. We never been here before. So when we arrived, was stopped for security check, which was good to have. The place was a little smaller than expected, pictures does wonders. Had about 4 long seated areas for their VIP, which could seat about maybe 5 people. It was 12 of us. I will say, the ladies there all were beautiful. I couldn’t find one bad one or one that wasn’t entertaining. I wanted to get my nephew a dance, but the lady he chose doesn’t dance unless you but a bottle. Her words. Now, we were buying bottles, but her attitude wasn’t the energy we was looking for. So when bottles came, she wasn’t looked for. The owner was great and accommodating. We had 4 ladies to dance for the night, but could change out when wanted a different scene. They had 2 stages also with dancers giving a great show. Even dancers in the bar area were nice and beautiful. The drinks were definitely on point, and the food collectively was pretty good. They do have a online menu if you want an idea of what to get before you get there. Honestly, so many drinks was hard to remember what we all had. lol. If you’re looking for good entertainment and show in the DC area. Stop and show this place some love. This is also a woman owned establishment and the owner does make sure her guests are enjoying themselves."