Numero Uno Pizza 1960 Sequoia Avenue, Simi Valley, CA 93063

"The women inside the ominous establishment located in the mysterious shopping center was a rude old lady with no regards for me and my friends need to get our pizza. She was disrespectful and failed at putting my card in the machine. She collected our personal information and I thought she was going to follow us home. She gives rude vibes and doesn’t know what’s going on. She doesn’t slay but it’s okay cuz the pizza slays. She’s not ominous nor cool."

"BEWARE when ordering through Door Dash, Uber Eats, etc. Their pizza prices are WAY more expensive than on their regular menu. For instance, a 16” Hawaiian pizza is $51.00 when ordering from a delivery app, but is $40.00 if you order for pick-up. That’s a really big difference. I would order from them, but not at these prices."

"The lady is rude. I called bc I was curious about their pizza sizes and if they were going to be open on Labor Day and she got impatient and hung up on me."

"Pretty good. Almost as good as the Numero Uno of my youth that still is my favorite pizza on the planet and almost extinct. I’d say the pizza was on par, but something I can’t quite put my finger on was lacking. Close enough to satiate the craving once in a while. Customer service skills in the only lady working that night apparently were absolutely sub par. Not mean or intentionally rude, but very short and curt like she had a million things she’d rather be doing. On the phone I told her the kind and size of pie was wanted for pick up and she said “ok thank you good bye”. I quickly raised my voice to say “wait! I’m not done!” to complete the order. Demeanor about the same when I arrived. Maybe she was having a bad day or just doesn’t realize she’s coming off as rude. Important thing is that I got the Numero Uno thick crust I’ve been craving for months. And it was good enough to scratch the itch."