Yogurt Utopia 1523 San Elijo Road South, San Marcos, CA 92078

"If I had to choose between Yogurt Utopia and Menchie's Frozen Yogurt in San Marcos, I would go to Yogurt Utopia any day. Personally, i believe with the wide variety of toppings at yogurt utopia, there's a lot more to work with and I love the prehistoric vibe they are going for. In my years of overlooking the competition between the powers, it seems that the tension is escalating, inciting more skirmishes. The employees have been going at each other, engaging in the store parking lot with plastic spoons and gummy worm catapults; armistice is not likely within the coming days. many people have been affected and the border hasn't budged and they're currently at a standstill. I've fought in this war since the pandemic for the Utopians against the Menchans and a proud veteran awarded a peanut brittle heart... but my real heart will be with all the employees lost. Please take some time out of your day to visit yogurt utopia!"

"Wow! Just wow! This fine-dining, heavenly cuisine is in a league of it's own, and to call this place just a "fro-yo" establishment is cardinal sin. If you're currently reading this, I implore you to gallop over to Yogurt Utopia in San Elijo Hills this instant! I'll bet all of my life's savings (approximately 300 Rupees) that you'll find this masterclass establishment enjoyable. First, let's talk about me. As an avid ice enjoyer, I was quite disappointed when I initially found out there when was no ice, rather a disgusting, horrendous, malodorous, foul beast of an rip-off dairy product made by so called "health advocates", but when I got a taste of what they had in store! I must have drank at least 2 gallons of Peanut Brittle and Rainbow Unicorn Dream Blast Bubblegum Bonanza Gummi Bear Kisses Lollipop Bombastic Surprise! What magnificent flavors! The toppings were also incredible, I even got 6 Kinder Eggs, toy included! The restaurant itself was very quaint, with at least 3 chairs and natural vegetation for extinct animals! I cannot recommend this place enough! However, I cannot say I support this place any longer, and this is due to the incredibly awful, horrible, miserable, atrocious staff. The lady who took my order was quite friendly and beautiful, however, she pointed out that I ALLEGEDLY had several follicles of hair sprouting in the space between my luscious eyebrows. I was quite disgusted with this comment, and threw my Sour Gummi Worm Birthday Cake Batter Berry Fiesta Mango Surprise fro-yo at her. Because of the amount of Unibrowphobia, I recommend Shane's Pizza and Pints as a secondary option if you are a disabled minority like me."

"I don’t usually take the time out of my day to share what I think about a business, but this deserves a review. I live pretty close to this place so last weekend I took my spouse, my ten children (Jean-Louise, Derek, Tucker, Samuel, Alison, Gertrude, Nolan, Gilbert, Wilson, and Blubbs), my parents and my spouse’s parents, and my children’s friends from school to eat frozen yogurt because it was a very hot day. But for some reason, the manager wouldn’t serve us! The reason was “there’s not enough cups for all of you” and “your toddlers are licking all the toppings” but I really don’t see how that’s an issue of refusing us service… I even asked for only sample cups but the employee just looked at me with an expression of bewilderment.They even made our family clean up after the mess that our family made. We will be moving to Kosovo soon."

"Try to shop local but after multiple attempts, I can't go back. Every time I drive by it's empty or a person or 2 in there. Don't understand how they're still in business. Years ago when they first opened, they were great, friendly and kept busy. The quality of both the yogurt and toppings have deteriorated, and the floor is often sticky. Personnel not friendly and product doesn't taste good. Now I travel to nearby Menche's Yogurt in Carlsbad often and love it: great yogurt, toppings, Personnel and clean."

"Very yummy fro-yo shop. They have the good kind of frozen yogurt made with real dairy, not the fro yet that gets all watery and icy. I love getting a froyo and sitting over by the fountain in the park. The only thing I don't like is the "no mask no service" sign in the front, a little extreme..but I'm sure they will take it down eventually."