Esporta Fitness

"Stopped going to this one because I got sick from some person walking around coughing not covering their mouth and going on and off machines not cleaning them. I didn't realize until I had already shared the same machines. Guy sounded like he should have been going to the ER, not the gym. No one does anything or cares. Night crew of people parking on machines looking at their phones for 10+ minutes getting lost on TikTok. Nice facility but it's the people that are the problem at the one. No thanks."

"My gym is better than yours. Come workout here"

"Lights, Camera, Gym-tion! I trust this message tickles your funny bone amid the hustle and dumbbell clinks. I'm reaching out because, well, it seems our gym has turned into a blockbuster movie set lately. Picture this: dodging cameras instead of weights – not exactly the workout we signed up for! Now, I get it, we all want our fifteen seconds of fame, but we'd prefer it without unintentional cameos in someone's workout montage. It's like we're starring in a fitness-themed reality show without even auditioning! Rumor has it, about seven of us (including yours truly) are contemplating an Oscar-worthy exit from our memberships. We're considering gyms where the only lights are the overhead ones, not the ones attached to recording devices. So, how about we turn our gym into a no-record zone? Let's save the cinematic masterpieces for Hollywood and keep our gym time drama-free. Who needs a gym paparazzi anyway? Thanks for considering our request! May your protein shakes be forever shaken."

"I enjoy how neat and tidy the gym happens to be. The setup is perfect in all aspects. It’s not like a maze where you have to think hard to find it. The bathrooms are beautiful! The space overall is great."

"A good amount of the equipment is always broken or needing maintenance. That housekeeping is awful. It doesn’t matter what time you get there, the weights are never where they’re supposed to be and there’s empty water bottles on the ground all the time. The overhead speakers in the gym don’t work well so they play and even louder speaker over that music. The speakers in the cycle room do not work so the instructor has to bring his own. The AC has been broken in the cycling room for a month. When the AC finally started working, there was a significant fire stench in the room which caused a bunch of people to leave class early after the staff refused to acknowledge it. By the end of the class the AC had went out again. I would never go to this gym if I did not like the instructors so much. Any day I don’t take a class. I will literally go to any other location regardless of convenience."