Crazy Horse Cleveland

"Honestly out of towner,from St.Louis.We know how gentleman's clubs work. The girls were good. Blonde Bartender is terrible. A couple bottle beers took for ever. Owner/ manager walks around like a fool. Let's anything go even though there are a list of rules. Kicked me out after I complained about service."

"Great bartender name Rachel she is about 4 or 5' tall.. Tight body all the way around!!!! She helped a dancer and gave her some pointers.. The 1 dancer Eve is really a great talker and listener.. As well as Kristen at the booth just as you walk in. Reasonable beer prices for Budwiser type beer. Small dancing stage for the dancers, but overall a decent place for a stripper place.. I'm thinking about going back some time in the near future... Just wish the kitchen was open and served food.. I was and probably busted a nut or more when Dakota was on my lap just sitting on my no lap dance... Cheap entertainment and relaxation for me!!!!!!!"

"Uhhh how do I start... This place is OK. That's being nice. First off the club is kinda small and has a "hole in the wall" feel. There were 5 ladies rotating the night I was there and I was genuinely not attracted to any of them. They are friendly and are fun to talk to. The biggie for me is the price of the drinks. $7 for a draft. The cheapest beer they had was colors light and it is $5 a bottle. Thats a bit unacceptable in my book. I will not be going again but can't say it was the worst thing in the world. Will be trying others in the area at later date."

"I came on a Tuesday night as I was in the area. Their website has a "free pass" link. It is easy and quick. I just entered my e-mail and name and I got the "free pass" in my e-mail a few seconds later after hitting submit. I showed the free pass to the door girl and tipped her a few dollars. She was bundled up in a winter jacket but seemed pretty. The physical place is nice although much smaller than Christies, Hustler's and Diamonds. However, I personally don't care about how big the club is - it was clean and comfy. Lots of parking and free parking too. The dancers were mostly attractive; they were all white, mostly slim, and all very friendly and not pushy. The one negative for me was I would have preferred a variety of dancers - especially some bustier and curvier dancers. Maybe this Tuesday night was the exception to the rule. However, the bartender and the waitresses fit the bill of pretty, busty, and curvy. For a change, I was allowed to settle down and grab a couple of drinks without being hounded by dancers wanting lap dances minutes after entering the establishment. They have a number of beer on tap which I loved. I didn't get any dances on this Tuesday night so I can't speak to the quality of the dances, but I enjoyed my time with good beer, great scenery, and great conversations."

"Quite literally one of the best adult entertainment venue's I have ever been in. The atmosphere is absolutely without a doubt extremely comfortable. The entertainers are not only extremely beautiful but they work very hard. The bartenders are very quick, knowledgeable, and know how to make a damn good drink. The servers are beautiful, and take amazing care of your needs. Did I mention food? IT'S SPECTACULAR. I will definitely be going back!"