Crazy Beans

"This was truly the worst experience at any restaurant. We ordered take out lunch at the Greenport site. When arriving at the restaurant, we payed for the take out lunch order which was three Gouda sandwiches and one order of French fries. Subsequently, we observed that the hostess picked up our takeout lunch bag from the garbage container, that was nearest to the register,;brought it back to the kitchen; and then brought it back out to us for delivery. When we inquired if that lunch bag was the same bag that had fallen into the garbage container, the hostess told us yes; our lunch bag had fallen in the garbage container. Concurrently, previously, the name that the restaurant used for the order did not correspond to the name provided over the phone. Note. We asked for a refund and a refund was performed. Note. Kindly, we will never go back after this experience. Thank you."

"We were very disappointed with the pick up service and will NEVER come back to this apparently popular restaurant in Greenport, NY. When my brother went to pick up our order he had fortunately yet unfortunately seen that the waitress had taken our order from the garbage. When he asked her if that was our bag she said yes. He asked to speak to the manager and she said he was not there however she did give him a refund. We have never been treated with such disrespect at any food establishment."

"I feel like it’s catered more to tourists than it is to the regulars. We’ve been coming here almost every year with the family and this year it was different. The prices were up there but the food wasn’t. I’m not a fan that you can’t put the top on the card. It’s cash only, Venmo, or Zelle. When we first walked in, we were told to sit wherever we wanted. One of the booths were pretty dirty (the seats) so we opted to sit somewhere else. The salt and pepper shakers are cute but pretty dirty as well… I didn’t want to touch them. There was a sign at the bathroom to clean up after ourselves (I mean, it’s common sense…) but alas, the bathroom was disgusting. No hand paper towels to dry hands, garbage all over, and urine on the seat. I ordered the lobster roll for $28.95. The bread weighed more than the lobster did. I’m pretty sure the filling wasn’t event close to a quarter pound. They added lettuce to make it bulky looking. Was it worth it? No. It was smothered in mayo too. My niece ordered the build your own omelette and one of her add ins was feta cheese and it tasted sour. The drinks were good and our waitress was friendly. Sadly, the food and the atmosphere is what is used to be. For the amount we paid, it wasnt worth it."

"We were walking around town and looking for a late lunch and came across this family owned business. Compared to other restaurants in the area it was very reasonably priced, good food. Almost like a little dinner."

"Corn beef hash classic for the win! Great little breakfast spot in town. Good, quick service with a proper mimosa. I'll be back!"