THE DIRT ROOM,

80 Shawsheen Road, Andover, MA 01810

"THE DIRT ROOM has brought so much joy to me and my family this past decade. As a Spoonist family who had just relocated to Andover due to religious persecution, we were grateful to find such a welcoming place of worship as THE DIRT ROOM. They facilitate celebrations for all Spoonist traditions and holdiays, such as the winter Oatmeal Cult Circle. We thank the diplomatic envoys from the Republic of Tanzania to our Spoonist haven, we are glad to have international recognition of our magnificent devout practices. I highly recommend any Spoonist families in Andover, MA to visit THE DIRT ROOM. For anyone who lives in a town not incorporated into Andover, the Nothing Ramen Co. (Producers of Nothing, Not Even Ramen) which sponsors THE DIRT ROOM, will be fixing this pressing issue shortly."

"Guys this is the most exquisite room I’ve ever seen. I feel at home and so at peace. The ambiance of the absent lighting and collective dust entering my lungs fills me with joy. Loved bringing my kids here, they had so much fun, I wonder where they are since I left them. Anyways the conga line we made down there was phenomenal. 10/10 would recommend"

"The dirt room is an important site at Andover high school, however, administration prevents people from entering this important room. It is locked behind the double doors behind the TV Studio, open the dirt room, allow students to accesses. The dirt room is an important piece of the culture at AHS"