Jones Shakes Pensacola 7175 North Davis Highway, Pensacola, FL 32504

"If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to pay $10 for a milkshake that tastes like someone melted down a few scoops of Great Value vanilla ice cream and sprinkled in a dash of regret, then boy, do I have the place for you. The menu was like a Where's Waldo puzzle for adults—tiny font, overwhelming options, and somehow managing to induce anxiety even though I was the *only* customer in the store. With my decent vision, I still felt like I needed a magnifying glass just to order. I chose the Spiced Peach milkshake, but "spiced" must be code for "straight-up gross." It was like drinking a smoothie made from the tears of disappointed peaches. To make things even more fun, they’ve got a menu projected onto the wall. But don't worry, you won't have to bother reading it because it's blurry enough to be considered modern art, and the sunlight streaming through the windows turns it into a lovely abstract wash of nothingness. The girl at the counter was nice, I think. I couldn’t hear half of what she was saying."

"Was in the area and heard a lot of good things about this place, so we stopped in. Not a lot of seating, it’s very empty inside. The employees were really nice, though. They had a monitor up to show who had ordered and about what the wait would be to get a shake, which was helpful. It did take a bit, but not a terribly long wait. As far as the shakes go, we ordered caramel macchiato, cotton candy, dark chocolate mocha, and mint shakes. The two coffee ones were absolutely amazing, especially the dark chocolate mocha. It is easily one of my favorite shakes I’ve ever had. The mint was just ok. The cotton candy was not good and my son ended up throwing it away. Overall it was a good experience, a little pricey, but we will definitely plan to go again to try other flavors. I would absolutely encourage a visit for anyone who is in the area, perhaps during the less busy times of day."

"There was a bit of a wait, which may seem crazy for a shake place, but once you get your shake you understand why. We got an Apple Fritter shake and they NAILED the flavor. There are so many options, you’re bound to find something you like. 10/10 highly recommend."

"I was excited to hear a new specialty milkshake shop was opening near me, and was even more excited when I saw how many milkshakes they have that are dairy free/allergy friendly. The menu is a little overwhelming, so I would suggest looking at it before going. I ended up getting the “Four Leaf Clover” which is their version of the McDonald’s Shamrock Shake and it did not disappoint! I like knowing I won’t have to wait for it to be in season when I’m craving it now. I would like to see them add more tables inside as the seating was a bit cramped and I would have liked to be able to sit with friends while we drink our milkshakes. I did think the WIP arcade game was super cool, I can’t wait to come back and see it operating in the future!"