Red Velvet Underground Music Cafe

"Worst spaghetti I have ever eaten. $18 for a plate with one meatball that looked like it was cooked before the pandemic."

"This is a funky friendly Cafe, with a little stage for open mike and karaokes and such. The owner is delightful and attentive. Relaxed safe environment."

"One of the most unique cafe's I've ever seen, a store that sells new & used clothing and a cafe in one location. I was searching for a Dinner spot, I noticed a vibrant colored business claiming to be a cafe, I parked, walked inside and there was a huge menu, Prime Rib Burrito stood out, I had to try it and brotha, was it good, I was also served a Real Cherry Coke! Kinda odd environment but the food was amazing, can't wait until my next Payday to go try other menu items!"

"At first I thought the pizza was just undercooked, tried to finish it in the oven but it still came out terrible. The dough reminded me of the flavorless flour and water I would slop together as a child pretending I was a baker. I had such high hopes after looking through the menu but I would be hard pressed to try anything else. The sides seemed VERY pulled out of a freezer and the ranch was no better than any cheap bottle off the dollar store shelf. I guess if you're really stoned and don't have taste buds this would be a good place to eat."

"Very strange atmosphere. If you’re into this type of stuff shown in the pictures then great, you might enjoy it. All this place is is Spirit Halloween decorations and sheets of JoAnn Fabric’s crushed velvet hung on walls and draped over couches that I am sure were purchased at yard sales. Management and employees argued with acquaintances of mine because they booked a rock band and standup comedians to go on at the exact same time and told the band to “play quieter” as if that were actually possible. The comedians also were just not funny at all. I don’t understand why this place exists or why anyone would even come to this place at all willingly. I simply came to support friends of friends that were performing. I can certainly say I won’t be back as long as I live."