Steamies Burger Bar 300 West Colorado Avenue, Telluride, CO 81435

"We always enjoy stopping by Steamies for a delicious lunch or milkshake! The employees are helpful and friendly and the service is usually pretty quick. All the food I’ve ever had here has been delicious, but I especially like their burgers and fries. Also the fry sauces that they have available are great. Milkshakes here are also top notch. Overall I’d definitely recommend stopping in Steamies if you’re in town!"

"Service and atmosphere were great. Burger was pretty good, the bun seemed like it got toasted way before the burger was cooked/steamed, and cooled everything down. For the #1 burger I expected a bit more. Mac and Cheese was good but not worth $12 for the little cup."

"Very Expensive. Bland, unseasoned food. Unique selection of meats & sauces. It's basically like going to a fancy fast food burger joint. You walk up to order, you get your own drinks, silverware, condiments, have to pick up your food from the counter & bus your table when done - that's fine BUT then they wanted a tip too. Our total was $66+ & with tip I rounded to $70. Burgers are $18+ & don't come with sides. A basket of fries was $14. We waited an hour from time we ordered until our food was up. Our fries were not cooked thoroughly, they were cold & mushy with cold, congealed cheese on top. I ordered the elk sliders that was supposed to have peppered bacon jam- it didn't. The burgers were juicy but not seasoned & bland- had to add salt, pepper myself. The Buffalo burger was the same, just bland & flavorless. The couple next to us said same about their food too. The place was packed but the tall guy working the counter seemed more interested in watching the Bronco game than helping customers- kinda rude & snarky. Cute place but not impressed with food or service. Wish I would have read reviews before coming in, would have kept walking."

"This place makes it money by selling cheap food to tourists that they will only see once. Service was very slow. The meat on the burger was 1/4 inch thick and extremely bland. Definitely a preformed patty. Only thing that saved the taste was the toppings. Bacon was tough and onion fries were old and tasted like a spong. Fries were undercooked. I could hear the lady at table behind me complaining about her food to her friends."

"35-minute wait for Saturday lunch on a very rainy day. The place was busy and raucous, but the service was quick and friendly. Food as always, is consistently good with a larger menu selection than commonly seen at a brew pub. Brews also were right on with a great variety."