Urbandale High School 7111 Northwest Aurora Avenue, Urbandale, IA 50322

"I went to Urbandale High School a while ago; you know, Urbandale High? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Free ice cream" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Dairy Queen just because there is free ice cream, fool. It's only free ice cream, FREE ICE CREAM for crying out loud. There're even entire Populations of Texas here. Family of 4, all out for some Urbandale spirit, huh? How fricking nice. "Alright, Big Daddy Corey Miller is gonna order the sundae." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you free ice cream if you get out of those seats. Dairy Queen er um Urbandale schools should be a clean place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped floor painting can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Cone, extra fudge." Who in the world orders extra fudge nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra fudge?" I want to teach him. I want to teach him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra fudge"? Coming from a Urbandale veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, blizzard with extra Kit-Kat. That's right, extra Kit-Kat. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra Kit-Kat means more Kit-Kat than ice cream. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the students from next time on; it's a double-edged pencil. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with the banana split."

"We can improove the school by having a KFC scavenger hunt every friday Think about it. Every one wants KFC Why not clog arteirys with Kentucky Fried goodness. Get in the mind of a student here for a sec Its finals, you feel like garbage. All of a sudden you find a $5 fill up box on the restroom floor. SCORE, your day is 500 times better and the improvement of attitude makes you get 100 on all of your tests. Listen, UHS. gimme gimme, chicken tendi"

"With a high suicide rate and little to nothing to combat these deaths what's not to love about UHS Sex and alcohol in the restrooms Drug use in the classrooms (Advil containers filled with not Advil) A few major fights every month A drug bust in the parking lot every once in a while Students joking about the deaths of students Or about a girl getting cancer The same 4 songs played over the intercom again and again and again and again There is a limit to the amount of times a sane person can hear the friends theme or Justin Beiber's "Baby" There have been a few times where I though the school wants us to die The homework is busy work The teachers are to worn down to discipline students so the classrooms often derail into chaos. A good percentage of the staff seem like a joke. 5/5 rating for those kids who pick their nose so loudly that you can hear the smushing sounds from across the room Never forget 2/11/16 When the walls of the bathroom where soaked in blood. The hall monitors are a joke The reason why we have 30 wet floor signs all over the cafeteria floor is because some girl slipped and snapped her leg A wet floor sign has the power to fix that Spending all the school's money on i-pads can fix the low graduation rate. The fact that the people who come out of this cesspool will be the population of the future really make me worried for the future You gotta love the highschool experince Have a nice day I hope Idriss Déby can bless this school."

"If I could leave a 0 I would. Negative stars even.Horrible school. Bullying is a huge issue, and n o one really does anything about it. Many teachers don't know how to teach, and get mad at you for going to other teachers for help. Many teachers don't know how to handle things. No one stands up for anyone being bullied. I tried to stand up for myself, but instead I got in school suspension. And the person who bullied me? They're off the hook. Do not recommend. If you want your kids to get a good education and be successful and happy, stay away from Urbandale."

"Worst high school experience ever. I went there until halfway into junior year and the only things I loved while being there was gym class, marching band, cheer leading for a while, art, photography, and eventually I started skipping because ...there is no better way of putting it..BULLYING. The thing is.. UHS may have a "no bullying tolerance", yet it is not followed in the slightest. I was in a class where the same person messing with me even started messing with our teacher, I was the only one who could stand up to that person, and the more I stood up to them the worse it got. That teacher even kicked the person out of her class and I had most of my classes switched to avoid said person..then their friends started in on me as well as showing up in my workplace, outside my house.. then blocked on everything until I had to go through some really serious things to eventually move 2 hours away and live with a different parent to get away from it all. That teacher did turn the bullying in to the school counselor, then they called our parents, furthermore it undertook a major turn that destroyed my hope in that school completely. It's sad because even when talking to my parents about it, it did not help, and now I have to sit back and watch my younger siblings deal with the same thing going there. Although UHS may have great programs, sports, and staff, drugs, and money rule high school students more then our outside society even sort of, and teachers even seem clueless about it."