Mineral County High School

"After reading Peter Rowe review I realized this is a restraunt I had no idea it's a weird name now I'm a business man and when I came here there were hundreds of employees and no customers what kind of business is this"

"So, here's the story. Was looking for a place to eat, and I decided to stop in the little town of Hawthorne to see if I could grab a bit of grub. Hawthorne isn't particularly known for their food, as there aren't many places to go sadly. Thankfully, I happened upon MCHS (weird name, but I don't really mind). This place is huge, with multiple structures where I assume they grow and cook their food. Upon entering, I found the place to be silent, but there was an unmistakable buzz in the air, as the well oiled machine of MCHS continued forward. A moment later, that buzz turned into a ringing noise, and the hallways filled with the many employees switching shifts. It was quite a sight to behold, and made me excited for what was most definitely going to be a fine meal. I decided to stop lollygagging, and went to talk to the person at the front desk. She said that they didn't serve hamburgers, or any food for that matter, so I compromised with burgers at McDonalds. This mysterious MCHS, a restaurant that doesn't serve food, definitely served something to me, and that's why I have to give them five stars."