Cow

"Very cute cows. Wish there were more cows"

"Cow burger pretty good. Gonna try that agin"

"I like steak and milk"

"My experience was completely different from the previous reviewer. The excessively negative tone shows it was probably just a disgruntled patron, or possibly even (just speculating here) the jealous proprietor of Horse, located nearby. In my case, when I arrived at Cow, a contented cow was peacefully awaiting my arrival. When I extended my reservation in my cupped hand, the cow immediately approached me. All in all, great customer service. It's true, you can't get them any fresher. I would have given it a "5" but for a slight unpleasant odor. P.S. The milk is also rich and creamy, and as fresh as it comes."

"So I was told this was a great place to get a great fresh steak, when I got there however I couldn't find anywhere to sit. I started looking around for a waiter to take my order and nobody was able to help me. I thought it might have been one of those progressive places where the food goes straight from the farm to the table. I climbed over a fence and tried to corral one of the cows when this lady started yelling at me. I almost had the thing cornered so I didn't want her to interrupt me. I continued after my soon to be dinner when a few men jumped into the fence and came running after me. They ended up taking me away and kicking me out. Overall they had very poor customer service skills. I was trying to explain to them that it was their fault for not taking my order to begin with but they wouldn't listen. I was forced off the property and told never to go back again. They need not worry with how I was treated I will never go back there for food anytime soon."