The Beehive

"I met the owners of this great institution through some mutual friends. Super friendly guys, but they forgot to mention that their bathroom has an alarm if you switch the wrong switch for the lights. SUPER disruptive sound, but other then that, the experience was a 10/10. Would recommend to anyone needing a bed and breakfast"

"My experience at the beehive was truly like no other! I checked in with my hamster early in the morning (around 3:56 am)! The disturbingly handsome men were very accommodating for Chuckles (my hamster) and me! Originally there was a mix up in what room they put us in! We wanted the master bathroom, but they tried to put us in the crawl space! I don't blame them too much though, due to the copious amount of people trying to also check in at 4 am! Chuckles and I were going to accept the crawl space room due to our fear of being confrontationalable! The problem though was that their dungeon down in the crawl space had an unbearable smell of a mall perfume isle! We kept hearing the people asking for samples in the echo of the dungeon! We finally mustered up the courage to ask for our original room, and the kind attendant Nick fixed the mistake! He pointed to the room with the master bathroom! In order to get in there though, we had to pass the radar room! The security camera footage and trackers were a little different than what I am use too! I didn't mind it too much though because I got a really good deal using their coupon HOMIESOVERHUNIES! Besides the radar beeps and staff using the bathroom during the night, it was rather restful! I have learned so much about hospitality! One of the biggest lessons I have learned is to make sure that you never need to SEND HELP when staying at a fine establishment! I say this not due to the fact they put me in a cage, but instead from excitement from such a good experience!"

"I’ve stayed here on many occasions, the hosts have been wonderful every single time. The weirdest incident I had while staying here was when I got back to my room one night and found this couple sleeping. They must have just been confused or tired after a long day of serving others, but the hosts were wonderful at handling the situation. They covered them up with blankets and got me a new room immediately. I’d recommend this place to anybody. Truly a one of a kind experience!"

"Checked in to this quaint bed and breakfast the room was clean and the host was friendly. Everything was good until 4:00 am and when the hosts knocked on my door and asked if I was ready for my toe removal surgery. After a long discussion I realized I had actually planned a surgery a few nights before. The best $99 bed and breakfast in town. Next time I plan on getting Rhinoplasty."

"I have received the greatest medical treatment from a Military Hospital in my life from The Beehive, this being my first time at a military hospital. It is almost better than the veterinary clinic I went to in New Jiouxland to revive an emergency Toenail Painting. I was helped by the uncomfortably handsome men inside, and I am now mostly healed. I went in after I noticed an uncomfortable blue splotch on my right leg, and while they did not treat it, they were kind enough to inform me of several other medical procedures I was in desperate need of. They performed an emergency amputation on my right arm after detecting a skeleton growing inside it. They removed my right liver, but I felt a bit queazy after the procedure, so I asked them to put it back. They had unfortunately already transferred it to another patient, so I had to settle for a left liver. They changed the oil in my car. I received a colonoscopy, which was $15 off since I had a coupon. They noticed a small birthmark on my back left shoulder, so I got laser hair removal. Overall, my experience was great. I also received a mint in the mail afterwards. I never provided them with my address."