Bing's Café 300 Southwest 26th Street, Corvallis, OR 97331

"My friend was having a panic attack when she asked for a decaffeinated frappucino for the calories and was given a caffeinated one. Her attack worsened over the next 4 hours and almost hospitalized her. Sorry we can't always be perfectly polite as neurodivergents."

"Despite low expectations, UHDS continues to disappoint. The world marvels at this achievement. Truly, a remarkable place to continue on in the face of such adversity. That adversity of course being the continual realizations that their main source of embarrassment is themselves and their own utterly depressing performance."

"Oh. My. GOD THEIR BREAKFAST PESTO TURKEY EGG BAGEL SANDWICH JUST BLEW ME AWAY. Easily top 5 best breakfast bagel sandwhiches I’ve ever had and it was only $5.90. I’ll be eating here every Tuesday and Thursday morning this term, or maybe every morning for the next 5 years of Grad School. Fast service. Cheap prices. Wide selection. Unique food. 6 stars."

"For a UHDS food place this is great! The Calzones are good, the wait is never to long, and they serve Starbucks."

"Starbucks coffee, student atmosphere, great custom made calzones and sandwich. They offer half sandwhihes for 3 1/2 bucks with artichokes/onions etc. Good view from the window if you like indoor seating. Umbruella-covered outdoor seating. The coffee shop is Inside Weatherford- arguably one of the prettiest buildings on campus. Pastries and foods are alright- not too different from a Starbucks."