Kia-Land,

940 Bluestone Trail, Los Angeles, CA 90049

"Kia-land is the funnest place I have been to that doesn’t serve soft ices-cream."

"this place is great but is bring-your-own-lube"

"Every time I come here, I leave a full and satisfied person! Filling protein selections at the morning all-you-can-eat buffets... Lovely music and alcohol selection at night. There’s even a private shower you can relax in while drinking a shower cocktail of your choice! The private back room boasts a large TV, plenty of play toys for the kids (so the entire family can come!) and even deodorant for your ballsacks! There is no detail missing. Sliding door leads you to a beautiful view, and if you’re lucky, the sexiest worker at Kia-Land will come show you heaven! I’m not talking about the view. The place is wheelchair accessible, which is totally necessary because if you do it right, you’ll be leaving in one! 11/10 recommend for private parties (of 1 or 2... maybe 4...) and Mother’s Day."

"Honestly best club I’ve been too. 1 OAK got nothing on Kia-Land. The prices on drinks are not too bad either. Saturday nights get extremely lit."

"Great dental care for a great price! 1 star removed, as the neighboring area seems to be burnt beyond recognition."