Doheny Circus

"After being excommunicated from a former Circus, I wandered the barren wasteland until I was drawn to the Circus they call Doheny. Alas, there was already a rising star name Lestat so I needed to move on. If you do attend, ask too meet the Dachshund wizard. She will hypnotize you with her eyes."

"They have delicious Soviet gingerbread and 8 types of salt. Beware of the Jo-Z, who is a real prankster. Ask to see Lestat."

"The art was whimsical. The humans were kind. Just one caveat: kibble to canned food ratio left a little something to be desired. Otherwise, I wholly recommend it for all four-legged and two Legged creatures. —Pinky Rose Feldman"

"This is a great place to entertain kids ages 4-7 while exposing them to different cultures. My daughter and her classmates absolutely adored getting to operate the hydraulic press and belt sander, and the healthy snacks of durian and balut are such a welcome change from the usual fare of chicken fingers & pizza served at most kids’ party venues. The only ding, and this is really a minor quibble, is you have to bring your own gun mufflers. These really should be included in the price of admission, as it gets over140 db during the indoors white phosphorus demonstration."