Jolly Roger Land 31300 Courthouse Drive, Union City, CA 94587

"Let me tell you, this indoor play structure in the East Bay is a real rollercoaster of emotions, and by rollercoaster, I mean both the ups and downs you'll experience while visiting! First off, let's talk about the layout. It's like a maze of fun, and my kids absolutely love it. There are more twists and turns than a telenovela, and my little ones can't get enough. They've got a ball pit that's deeper than my love for chocolate, a slide longer than my to-do list, and a small jump place that makes me reconsider my anti-jumping stance (adults should be allowed to jump too, right?). But what really takes the cake (or should I say ice cream) is the ice cream machine. Picture this: a magical contraption that mixes ice cream on demand. It's like having a dessert genie in a corner, granting all your sugary wishes. Now, here's where the plot thickens. The seating situation for us grown-ups is about as scarce as a unicorn sighting. Seriously, finding a place to rest your weary bones is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. And if you do manage to snag a spot, you'll quickly realize it's located next to the massage chairs. You'd think those would be a godsend, right? Wrong! They emit a never-ending chorus of loud beeping noises that will make you question the life choices that led you to this point. So, while I'd love to give this place a solid 5-star rating, I have to dock a point for the limited seating and the ear-piercing massage chair symphony. But hey, if you can overlook those minor hiccups, you'll be in for a wild ride of indoor playtime adventure. Just be prepared to jump, slide, and dodge massage chair beeps like a ninja in a candy store."

"This place is very small but somehow they cram tons of jungle June and trampolines ball pit etc. So even though the size is small, there can be lots of fun inside"

"Took my nephew here and he had a ball. There are so many things for the kids to do and explore independently. I definitely was able to sit back in the "parent/ guardian section" and he was able to let out all of his energy and made a couple of friends along the way. Highly recommend."

"My wife and kids showed up at 6:55and paid for an hour. At 7:10 they turned off the machines my son was playing with and said go play on the trampoline. We asked why they turned it off since we paid for an hour he said he would turn the machine back on only if we pick up after ourselves....does he ask all customers to do that? Anyway he turns it back on and then turns it off again and then throws a wet floor closed sign hoping we don't enter, and when we ask for half our money back If they are gonna shut down almost an hour early he rolls his eyes and turns the machine back on. Look I get if it was like 7:50 and ten minutes before closing but there was still an hour left and we paid for an hour. Horribly rude. Do not go here unless you wanted to be treated with disrespect."

"My kids had a BLAST here! It's for kids 12 and under, and there's a small section for kids 4 and under exclusively. There is a LOT for them to play and climb all over. There are some vending machines on site for snacks/drinks, also some stuff up at the front counter. I didn't receive any rude looks from the staff. Everything was clean and I also noticed the staff picking up toys after other kids left them dumped out/scattered and also vacuuming the play area surfaces. Honestly, the ONLY negative experience I had, was from other people's kids. Which is something out of the hands from the staff. I have a 4 and 6 year old, and at one point some older kids tried pushing my youngest out of the way from the ball shooting gun. Some people should be watching their kids, instead of just being completely oblivious to their kids, but that's just my opinion lol"