The Woods Cabaret 15038 West Expressway 83, Harlingen, TX 78552

"First time coming and all I can say is everyone here is amazing. The bartender, specifically payton, was the best bartender I have ever met in my life. The girls are great super sexy and nice. Will be back very soon. Very classy and chill environment."

"Place is small and management is not great. They make the scene awkward tbh. Would not recommend at all, go to Jags in Edinburg. Trashy stripper tried to steal my $500 Hermes belt. That's probably what she makes in a night, what a joke of a place. Entire male staff couldn't beat a drum, laughable. The whole club is the size of my living room, so sad for them. What a joke and terrible entertainment. The strippers are more desperate here than usual places, and I'm from Houston/Austin..."

"I wish I could give 0 stars. The lady's are amazing. The staff is plum dumb retarded. Bartender is a thief an gets mad when you call her out..don't go"

"Life’s what you make it. Very courteous and sexy and sensual one on one’s dance with personality, mostly r&b hip hop songs ,stage dances continue one after another this on a Sunday night comfy sitting and bar great view anywhere you sit. Good place to have fun and time flys I wish I’d never leave.."

"This place is ran by men who don’t care about women. I told them some man laid hands on me a man that is a very good customer of theirs but they didn’t Care they still let him in and they were making fun of me with him. I got an abused and they didn’t care they just want his money. They let him leave the club drunk all the time have no sympathy for Any woman I’m sure they don’t even take care or their girls."