The Farm Drinkery 16646 Champion Forest Drive, Spring, TX 77379

"The only good thing about this place was the female Spanish bartender who was very kind. The atmosphere was yuck, the clientele was horrible..... Not worth it. Left to another place much better called The Jive...right down the street"

"It kinda makes me NOT want to play the jukebox when it's obvious that the volume is turned down too low compared to whatever "free" music they're streaming. Also, they do that thing where the price does not include tax, so your bill ends up being inflated beyond what it would be at a more honestly-run bar. How very Molly's of them. For instance, today I had 4 of their Montucky lagers, which are being advertised as $3 during Happy Hour. When I got my bill, my total was $12.99 instead of $12. Two stars instead of one, because Bret the bartender is kind and I never had to wait long for a drink."

"Came here for the Satan worship and losers with gauged ears and was sadly disappointed by awesome staff and food. If you don’t feel welcome here the problem is probably you. Love the farm!"

"This place is for a very select group of eclectic people! I’m not sure how it has so many good reviews. Right when we walked in the whole place just stared at us. We settled on a table when doing so we saw a Joseph statue with an upside down cross on his forehead it immediately turned all of us off! This was a satanic pub! Sorry nope homey don’t play that! Along with all that there was a video with a half naked chick on the TV! We didn’t walk out we ran out!"

"Great dive bar with tons of character. Fun place to stop in for a nice beer and decent bar food. The bar staff is very interactive and they love their regulars. If you enjoy a non mainstream local bar this is the place for you. And they even allow well trained dogs to join In the fun. "It's like cheers but a little downgraded" :)"